Our Great Union

OUR GREAT UNION

Alabama – From Obama To the Bahamas

Alaska - The “I’ll Ask Her” State

Arizona – Wide Open Arid Zones

Arkansas – Capital of Our Kansas

California – Even the Caliph Fornicates

Colorado – I Do, And So Can You

Connecticut – Connect the Dots

Delaware – Served With Silverware And Earthenware

Florida - Where You Go If Cuba Want To Get Ridda Ya

Georgia – Virginia’s Slutty Twin Sister

Hawaii -- No Man Is An Island

Idaho – You Da Pimp

Illinois - More Noise Than You Can Handle

Indiana -- In Memoriam of The Indians We Killed

Iowa – The Land of Milk And Honey

Kansas -- Not Pronounced “Ken’s Ass”

Kentucky – Getting’ Lucky In Kentucky

Louisiana – When Your Mouth Gets Too Lazy To Articulate

Maine – Might As Well Be Canada

Maryland – Where Everyone Is A Winner

Massachusetts – Chew Before You Swallow.

Michigan – Meshugana

Minnesota – Don’cha’no

Mississippi – Ms. I Pee-Pee Eye

Missouri – The Show-Me State

Montana – Forgot How To Spell “Mountain”

Nebraska – Home of The Bugle, Bagel, And Beagle

Nevada – Dirtier Than The Bed You Sleep On

New Hampshire – With A Name Bigger Than The State

New Jersey – The Anglo Nueva Yersey

New Mexico – The Best Vowel To End A Word With

New York – Better Than The Old York

North Carolina – Beauty And Brains

North Dakota – Like Salt To A Wound

Ohio – Japanese For: Good Morning

Oklahoma – There Is No Place Like Home’a

Oregon -- Going, Going, Gone

Pennsylvania – Pen Or Pencil Is It?

Rhode Island – Misleading Advertisement

South Carolina – Never Lose Your Car Keys Here

South Dakota – I’m Rushing To Mount More And More

Tennessee – Capital of Bookkeepers

Texas – And The Broken Hearts Brigade

Utah – An Emotional Desert

Vermont – Un Petit État

Virginia – Georgia’s Prude Twin Sister

Washington – Where the Sun Don’t Shine

West Virginia – Because One Virginia Was Not Enough

Wisconsin – Whose Cousin?

Wyoming – Back of The Bus, Bottom of The Barrel

Copyright Oren Peleg 2009